Lyrics:
Tenacious D

The mission is clear I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner Flat as a pancake And then I, aww no, a camera Stay back

Can?t you see he?s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He's a shiny golden god. If you think its time to fucking rock, And fucking

, All the techniques that were developed in hell. Cock pushups and the power slide, Gig simulation now theres nowhere to hide. They formed a band they named Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben franklyn was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the

This is a song called 'The History Of Tenacious D' And it's not just a list of hog wash That we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise to

the likes of which have never been seen And they called themselves Tenacious D That's right Me, and KG, that's me, we're now Tenacious D Come fly with

He wants you to rebel You'll become a mindless puppet Beelzebub will pull the strings Your heart will lose direction And chaos, it will bring You'd

Kyle took a bullet for me now I've got to rock for three. KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D. I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can

This is a song, for the ladies But fellas, listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you