this guitar i'm holding is my only friend so i sit alone in the dark in = my room again headlights flash upon my wall, mind's wandering i crack a = smile
the beast 'cause faster pussycat rocks and so does Judas Priest I love the = spandex that they wear I saw dio when he had hair well I know metal is =
you can find out for yourself wo-oh, = wo-oh, walk all over you here she comes walking oh so smart she's got = everything you know diesel boy on her
and he said she looks beautiful like mariliyn monroe. now he can't get = her off his mind we could not believe it when he told us the news he = said i
i think i'll go for a walk outside the sun is out it's a beautiful day i = love to feel the wind in my hair and the sun on my face cheap thrills = come
let's not be friends 'cause then we could never fuck haven't you figured it = out by now? or are you that much of a shmuck? do whatever you want to do
i run down to your house and leave a trail of crumbs so maybe i can eat = my way back home i know that you can't understand the things inside of = me
around with my hair all spiked i don't eat meat just beans and = rice don't talk to me 'cause you don't understand can't you see how truly = punk rock
drove by next time i saw you i was drinking in a bar just trying to save = the world and right as time goes by and still you're stuck inside my = mind
that band hole what's he got that i ain't = got? a million bucks and courtney love and whole lotta pot but without = you this final one's for you old boy
is all she said As she slapped my face and spit beer on me And my pant are falling down Ahe said, you're a no good, ugly, dumb, stupid punk rocker
Translation: Diesel Boy. Cock Rock.
this guitar i'm holding is my only friend so i sit alone in the dark in my room again headlights flash upon my wall, mind's wandering i crack a smile
let's not be friends cuz then we could never fuck haven't you figured it out by now? or are you that much of a shmuck? do whatever you want to do just
got a friend who's small in size a fucked up afro is his only disguise him and jason, they play the guitar if they could find a drummer they would go
i admit its true i still like motley crue metallica and the number of the beast cuz faster pussycat rocks and so does judas priest i love the spandex
believe me you can find out for yourself wo-oh, wo-oh, walk all over you here she comes walking oh so smart she's got everything you know diesel boy
nothing to prove so we dedicate the second verse to you so to your cafe and your employees too we dedicate a big fuck you this final one's for you old boy
