Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do while the patient is asleep. Everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes beep. Everybody
There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen
Some people might like to get a train to work, Or drive in in a beamer or a merc. Some guys like to travel in by bus, But I can't be bothered with the
Well I'm lying in this hospital bed I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling And there's
My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I've never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look
Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila, You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spatial awareness Makes them really fucking
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle
I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when
Every night in my room You see it You feel it Then you go and peel off my thong Suddenly you panic My dick is titanic You know it won't fit, it's too
Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and
Hello, my name's Adam Kay And my name's Sumin Biswas. We are amateur transplants. This is a public service announcement for all men. If you go to Bolton
It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor
Translation: Amateur Transplants. London Underground.
