Lyrics:
Moaning Myrtles The Toilet Humor

Like any other day Crying over everything And then to my dismay I was feeling better then My toilet flushed me down again Chorus Getting flushed Down the toilet

I decorate my stall each year In hopes that Santa will appear But he won?t take a trip Up my toilet, oh no. I know that Santa will explore In Hufflepuff

s my Deathly Hallows Pitch Me and Harry become a team The Hogwarts kids will scream Chorus Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle save the day Let Myrtle save the day, JK Let Myrtle

you can?t adore me Chorus Can?t pretend I don?t spy on you once in a while Anything just to see your green eyes or your smile But sitting on the toilet

with bubbles Myrtle likes to play Death is way more fun with bubbles When they melt away Prefects are freakin? hot in any season You know they call me Moaning Myrtle