Lyrics: Moaning Myrtles (The). Toilet Humor. Flushed.

I was sitting in my stall
Like any other day
Crying over everything
And then to my dismay

I was feeling better then
My toilet flushed me down again

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Getting flushed
Down the toilet
So much for staying dry
?Cause suddenly I
Landed in the lake
Swimming
Under water
Don?t know what I did
I?d do anything to get away
From that old giant squid

Things weren?t looking up
And I was pretty lost
When you?re in the dark alone
You?d escape at any cost

Then Harry showed up soaking wet
Maybe I won?t leave just yet!

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So I helped him with his task
And he flashed me a smile
Harry, he is such a stud
And so I stared a while

Then I returned to my stall
The lake?s not so bad after all!

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