Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do while the patient is asleep. Everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes beep. Everybody
Some people might like to get a train to work, Or drive in in a beamer or a merc. Some guys like to travel in by bus, But I can't be bothered with the
five days without a shag There's no cunnilingus You can only use your fingers When she's using a menstrual rag. For the week or two preceeding The days your other
Hello, my name's Adam Kay And my name's Sumin Biswas. We are amateur transplants. This is a public service announcement for all men. If you go to Bolton
It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor
Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila, You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spatial awareness Makes them really fucking
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hip We found her in the bathroom on the floor You know I think she must have slipped Take a look at my nan The casualty doctor stated One leg is shorter than the other
My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I've never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look
There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen
Well I'm lying in this hospital bed I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling And there'
Every night in my room You see it You feel it Then you go and peel off my thong Suddenly you panic My dick is titanic You know it won't fit, it's too
[chorus:] 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 no one here's gonna get to go to heaven no one here's gonna get to go to heaven no one here's gonna get to go to heaven the
