Lyrics:
Queers The Love Songs For The Retarded

: My folks had me commited just two weeks ago My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain

: Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into

only girl for me Debra Jean baby you're my queen And queens don't seem to speak To guys like me I was meant for you and you were meant for me [x2] One

: I can't stand politicians, I can't stand talk show hosts I can't stand prohibition, I can't stand David Frost Can't stand what you say or what you

: I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly I won't be I won't be I won't be no one

: Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me Or getting all screwed up on LSD Or eating bean sprouts all day long And smoking pot out of a bong Wearing flowers

with you I used to think some girls were really the most But I know better now Is this infatuation or just my imagination... I'm daydreaming my life away 'cause of you Yeah, I love

I'm really shittin' now Night of the Livid Queers [x2] A.J. hangs around with total acne on his face Me and Lash are slingin' hash over at Joe's Place The Queers

My folks had me commited just two weeks ago My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos Oh and don't you know it hurts But hey she ain