s are out Ball game's on What a splendid pie? Pizza, pizza pie Every minute, every second Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy What a splendid pie? Pizza, pizza
pizza day, the best day of the week It always came with salad and a side of pork and beans Hooray for pizza day Hooray for pizza day I miss pizza day
Hey, Kool-Aid and frozen pizza It's a work of art, I ain't talking Mona Lisa Dream of rocking crowds See me filling up arenas This weed got me laughing
Gran Gran keeps a box of spiders Says they're on me when I sleep Waiting in the out-house for me Underneath the seat Great-grandmothers 'bout ninety-
Bulldozers and dirt, bulldozers and dirt What's your mama got hidden up her shirt? I like to play and I like to work But most of all I like bulldozers
Coming home with a bottle, trying not to break the seal This Friday evening traffic's about enough to break a man's will And I can't wait to see you,
My roommate?s gun got nine bullets in it Nine bullets in my roommate?s gun My roommate?s gun got nine bullets in it Gonna find a use for every last one
I don't want to go to dinner with Margo and Harold I don't like the way he looks at you Or the way she looks at me, where they look at each other Like
Jupiter mules oh, the kickin' out all the stops Newfangled dogs danglin' stars from her eyelids She can't read between the lies anymore Lord, help her
My Mama told me, your life is such a wreck Your dumber than dog shit is what my Daddy said I was just thirteen when they showed me the door I keep their
We were bored, there was nothing going on. Might as well stay at home and drink until we pass out again. Then drink some more when the morning comes.
They looked in the White House and Capitol Hill They looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill We called every scholar, reporter and genius Has anyone seen the
Too much sex, too little Jesus Stacy's been a troubled teen ever since she's twelve She felt the world close in on her and thought she needed help Listening
All my family problems disappeared overnight We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine My sister's teen angst just flew out the window Mama's so
? No! Es una Pizza? No! Es una cara? No! Es una Pizza? No! Es la Senhorita cara de Pizza!!! Dicen que su madre durante el embarazo Se comio diez pizzas
love with the pizza girl, Now I eat pizza every day (Oh) I fell in love with the pizza girl, Now I eat pizza Now I eat pizza Now I eat pizza every day
fell in love with the pizza girl Now I eat pizza every day, oh I fell in love with the pizza girl Now I eat pizza every day Now I eat pizza every day
Grab a six pack for the way home It's only twenty five minutes alone At a chance to listen to what you see fit Put your tail between your legs and you