Santa Claus, go straight to the ghetto Hitch up your reindeer, uh! And go straight to the ghetto Santa Claus, go straight to the ghetto Fill every stocking
love has gone away from me Lately I can?t seem to find myself no sleep at all Lately I just lie awake here and dream Of the time when she was mine
Its another day we go sailing o're the blue i look to the horizon my thoughts drift home to you a young man only seventeen adventure could'nt wait set
Are they laughing at or with me? Ah baby, those are such great shoes And I think that I'm so happy now And I think this is a better you Oh, oh, oh, oh
Yo, thanks for picking me up, I've been trying to catch a cab Where are you going? Where are you going? Yo, I'm going uptown to the pubs I'm sorry, I
I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years I believe you sugarpie 'Cause our love is right on track I'm yours, you're mine it's a fact
[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining
Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen Transcribed by a fan M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna
I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the TV It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight-mailed
Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi Transcribed by a fan "and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game
Jabawokee ding dong Slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack Pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang Skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech
Performed by adam sandler and jon Contributed by chris durkin Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite Diner. Waiter:
Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks
Performed by adam sandler and kevin Transcribed by big brother. [typing sounds] Dr. stewart: hi, [i'm] dr. stewart. Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background] "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl." Girl: "You wanted to ask me something
I used to ride a big wheel. And sell lemonade. Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade. But now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D. What
Ok... This is a song that uh... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh... Not too many Christmas songs So uh... I wrote a song for all those
J.N.: "I can make a bigger splash than you!" Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] J.N.: "Can opener!" [Big splash