Lyrics:
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Translation: Landau James Ef. Why.

(America, (C) 1957, Leonard Bernstein/Stephen Sondheim, West Side Story CHENG South Korea, my heart's obsession, Call me at your own discretion. SARAH

(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love") MELANIE When the little green snake With its skin inclined to flake HAKEEM When the little green frog In

ALAN I once learned of the roles Of the magnetic poles, How you must have a north and a south to attract. But, as I explain, The complex human brain Has

(Sung to the tune of the Orpheus Overture) PATIENT: Prozac, Zoloft, doxepin, Sulpiride, mianserin, Buspar and haloperidol, Trazodone -- I've tried it

Now, if I may digress momentarily from the mainstream of this evening's symposium, I'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless, but is something

MELANIE Did it ever occur to you That when the two of us are around, Everything else looks like specks of dirt to you, Just passing by The nighttime sky

SARAH Andreo has a first name, A-N-D-R-E-O . . . Andreo has a second name, N-I-K-O-L-A-O . . . When people ask me for the longest name I ever knew, I'

(Parody of "Carefully Taught" from South Pacific) PITTMAN You'll just have to learn, when up you are brought, There are people like you, and then those