Lyrics:
Lancashire Hotpots The Never Mind The Hopots

's not right Singing Bitter, Lager, Cider, Ale Stouts Designers drink, I'd rather drink nwt You can keep your white wine spritzer babycham for your sister Order that in Lancashire

said ?Jimmy Eat World? I said thas wants fert eat a chippy tea ya great big blummin girl He said ?I just want my emotions to be exposed? Emotions? Thas from Lancashire

Deidre were the name of my first wife And she really were the true love of my life But she ran off with me best mate Jim and I really do miss him 'cos

In 2004 I read a letter in the star It were about a german market in the town They were sellin fancy cheese an meet, an continentil wine An the author

this Lancashire Town This Lancashire Town We both held hands Outside Matalan's I tucked in me vest Outside the old Nat West I dreamt of Gherkins Outside Dorothy Perkins In this Lancashire