When I was a boy about ten years old I went swimmin' in the fishin' hole Floatin' around in my birthday suit When a friend turned over my inner tube
Baskins Bar and Grill Sits out on the edge of town All the cowboys hang out there It's the coolest place around We're keepin' it country, country to
(Chorus) Call me ever ready I'm charged up and ready to go I can pick you up When you're feelin' low I've got more energy than we could ever use Call
She rides in a rag top sports car I drive a pickup truck She always plays the safe side I like to gamble on my luck She has a taste for fine champagne
(Chorus) I'm just an ole' jukebox junkie Spendin' my time, spendin' my money Feedin' this habit with hardcore country I'm just an ole' jukebox junkie
Well it's a Monday mornin' And I'm already watchin' the clock I just got started And I'm already ready to stop By Wednesday I'll be movin' slow My get
Translation: Mellons, Ken. Jukebox Junkie.