Lyrics:
Half The Man

what he said: "I am but Half A Man, Half A Man I'd like to be a dancer But I'm much too large Half A Man, Half A Man I'm an object for your pity

take a good look at me Now I'm about half the man Just half the man I've wasted so much time I've wasted half my life They tried to take away my life

a half a boy and half a man He's a half a boy and half a man He's a half a boy and half a man He's a half a boy and half a man, come on

your lesson I'm going back to my first love Cause that's the lover, that loves me the best (the best) Since you're not half the man I am I guess I'll

man with out two dice I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice Oh to have two testis would be so nice But I'm half a man Yeah, I'm half a man

we'll light up the segway we'll load them up and ship them out out! out! tonight this poet dies it inkwell has spoken its last words his thoughts were

Ah, Ted! It has to be said, The {? juicy truth's ?} beyond us. Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein, His ribs remain intact. {? Hedderly Crup ?} is in my garden

five minutes You'd be down to ten men, And then he said sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left-winger. Come to half-time, you

friends. But they said it was a lie, That she wasn't going to die, "And by the way, have we got news for you!" And they told me that the man That I