You can torture me with Donnie and Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the
Once there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore And brought along his spraypaint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well,
I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed
Well I heard that you're leavin' Gonna leave me far behind 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name
I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say? This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire
I met him in a swamp down in dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on
Close your eyes, make a wish And blow out the candlelight For tonight is just your night We're gonna celebrate all through the night Pour the wine, light
I, I gotta new life, you would hardly recognize me, I'm so glad How could a person like me care for you? I, why do I bother when you're not the one for
The sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow and so am I Workday passes like molasses in wintertime but it's July Gettin' paid by the hour and older
Here I am alone again tonight In this old empty house It's hard to learn what you don't think you need You can't live without Never leave the sound of
It was painted red the stripe was white It was eighteen feet from the bow to the stern light Secondhand from a dealer in Atlanta I rode up with daddy
Well I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears 'Round that Jersey turnpike When Barney stopped me with his gun Ten minutes after midnight Said sir you broke
Remember when I was young and so were you And time stood still and love was all we knew You were the first, so was I We made love and then you cried Remember
Oh yea oh oh oh I long for the warmth of days gone by when you were mine But now those days are memories in time Life's empty without you by my side My
You taught me everything Everything you've given me I'll always keep it inside You're the driving force in my life, yeah There isn't anything Or anyone
Girl you know we belong together I have no time for you to be playing With my heart like this You'll be mine forever baby, you just see We belong together