Lyrics:
Frank Zappa St Alphonzo S Pancake Breakfast

sausage pattie And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?" At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the margarine *(St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St

Translation: Zappa, Frank. St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast.

me, oooooh!) At Saint Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!) Where I stole the mar-juh-reen . . . Saint Alphonzo Saint Alphonzo Saint Alphonzo Saint Alphonzo