(drum roll) Announcer: Ernie Presents The Letter A Ernie: And now we will study the letter A. Now, one word that begins with A, is apple. And this is
up the engine, starts off. Bert comes in, sees the remaining toys) Bert: "Ernie--ERNIE! I thought you told me you were going to put most of the toys away!" Ernie
word that begins with Q is quart. And this is a quart of milk. Cookie Monster: And this is a furry monster. Ernie: Cookie Monster! Cookie Monster: Hi, Ernie. Ernie
Bert (rolls over and sits up in bed): Ernie? Ernie: Yes, Bert? Bert: Oh, Ernie, what are you doing with those cookies in bed, huh? Ernie: Oh, the
Ernie, stop, stop! Ernie (coming over): Uh, yes, Bert? Bert: Ernie, put that bowling ball down, please. (Ernie does so) Now, Ernie, tell me ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Ernie
Birdsfoot started shooting off his mouth!" (pounds furiously on the door. HB answers it, fully dressed) Herbert Birdsfoot: (pleasantly) "Why hello, Ernie. How can I help you?" Ernie
: "Ernie....." Ernie: "E, F,.....G...." Bert: "Ernie, that's the alphabet!" Ernie: "Now comes the sad part. (begins to cry) "H...I, J, K....." " Bert: "Ernie......" Ernie
Ernie is watching a movie on TV as Bert walks in Bert: Ernie, what are you watching? Ernie: Oh, it's a great old movie Bert. B: What is it? E: It'
? Ernie: Yup! Ice Cream Man: Okay, I'll be right back. (The camera moves in on Ernie and the man disappears offscreen. Ernie rubs his hands in anticipation.) Ernie
Ernie: "Hey Bert, it's--" Bert: "-Aak-Eek-Aak!--" Ernie: "--time for our checker game." (Ernie looks apologetic.) Bert: "Oh Ernie, you scared me
buddy Bert Oh, hi Ernie, oh hey will you close the door, Ernie there's a draft. oh just a second Bert. Ern... Ernie what are you do...? You can't push
Eeeyah! [wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry] E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella. B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie
coming Along halls and up the stairs In the back of teapots In the cupboard under chairs Forget all your wives tales Of forecasts and dividends When Ernie
heads. Get out of that! [George puts his hand (opened flat, palm down, under Eric M's chin when saying "Get out of that".) That was Eric's trick on Ernie
Oh, well, I'm tired and so weary but I must go alone Till the Lord comes and calls me, calls me away, oh yes Well the morning's so bright and the lamp
I once was lost in sin but Jesus took me in And then a little light from heaven fill my soul He bathed my heart in love and He wrote my name above And
're all mean, they're all riff raff He turns green when they make him laugh Ernie had a. Ernie had a... Hernia, a hernie Ernie had a. Ernie had a... Hernia
(ladies and gentlemen) Ladies and Gentlemen (may i have your attention) May I have your attention (i'd like to introduce to you) I want to introduce to