Lyrics:
Costello Elvis Clubland

and dads New weds and nearly deads Have you ever been had in Clubland? The long arm of the law Slides up the outskirts of town Meanwhile in Clubland

Translation: Elvis Costello. Clubland.

ranking man or a face with thin red stripes [Chorus:] The boys next door The mums and dads New weds and nearly-deads Have you ever been had in Clubland

ranking man or a face with thin red stripes [Chorus:] The boys next door The mums and dads New weds and nearly-deads Have you ever been had in Clubland