It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy, just
When we were young, Bernie's deli was down the block. He made a great liver pate. (You know he did. You know he did. You know he did.) But if there'
Some think the Cockroach is a pest But that's the insect I like best I love the way they run in fright When I turn on the kitchen light And when I squish
Some think the Cockroach is a pest But that's the insect I like best I love the way they run in fright When I turn on the kitchen light And when
Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of christmastime. I still remember when I was a little
Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let
Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped
Well, woke up this morning With a big mac in my hand What fries, whose fries Where's my hot apple pies Must be a joke I can't believe there's no coke
Whoa, yeah! You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu With automatic drive, a custom paint job too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly-used sombrero
One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well i, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I
I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your
[parody of "sister christian" by night ranger] Burger king! What's the price for fries? I'll take the jumbo size! I need fast food tonight
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back
I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe
[parody of "don't you (forget about me)" by simple minds] Hey! oooh! oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the
Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading mp3s from file-sharing sites Like Morpheus or Grokster