Lyrics:
Nofx Monosyllabic Girl

store, I said, "Diamonds", she said, "Pearl" Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl You know everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl

to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl she says sure and cool and yeah she's my monosylabic girl

to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl she says sure and cool and yeah she's my monosylabic girl