Lyrics: NOFX. So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes. Monosyllabic Girl.

I take her to the aquarium, she says, "Shark"
I take her to the planetarium, she says, "Dark"
I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl
Now she says, "Sure" and "Cool" and "Yeah"
She's my Monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says, "Huh"
I take her to our anniversary, she says, "One"
I take her to the jewelry store, I said, "Diamonds", she said, "Pearl"
Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl
You know everyone knows I'm in love with a Monosyllabic girl