Lyrics: Kris Kristofferson. Surreal Thing. Eddie The Eunuch.
Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel nasty as an old man's nose
Makin' believin' he was evil struttin' in his mama's clothes
So you know that Eddie had a bad connection baby never had a chance to ball
Sleepin' in the wrong direction baby dreamin' he was ten feet tall
Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic suckin' like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine quicker than a two-time Eddie what a thing you are
[ guitar ]
Eddie makes a damn good livin' baby puttin' other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby cause he wasn't Jackson Browne
Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic...
Kris Kristofferson
Surreal Thing
Kris Kristofferson
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