Lyrics: Barenaked Ladies. Grim, Grinnig Ghosts.

When the crypt doors creak and the tombstone quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts materialize and begin to vocalize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

Now don?t close your eyes and don?t try to hide
Or a silly spook may sit by you?re side
Shrouded in a daft disguise
They pretend to terrorize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

As the moon hangs high over the dead oak tree
Spooks arrive for a midnight spree

Creepy creeps with eerie eyes
Start to shriek and harmonize
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize

When you hear the knell of a requiem bell
Weird ghouls gleam where the spirits dwells
Restless bones etherealize
Arising spooks of every size
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize