Lyrics: Barenaked Ladies. Barenaked Ladies Are Me. Vanishing.

A rabbit and a top hat
A handkerchief and ring
With a wave of a wand
He'll pull your heartstrings

He's a magician
Hoping, wishing
And you're the one vanishing

Isn't that the necklace
He found behind your ear?
He's floating upside-down
Below a chandelier
Wishing he had the power
To make you reappear

He's a magician
Hoping, wishing
And you're the one vanishing

All the words of love
He longs for you to hear
He whispers them each night
Into a lion's ear

Under the stage lights
At the Bellagio
He has got your card
But you had to fly home

He's a magician
Hoping, wishing
And you're the one vanishing

You are vanishing
You are vanishing
You are vanishing
You are vanishing

He's a magician
Hoping, wishing
And you're the one
You're the one
You're the one vanishing

You are vanishing
You are vanishing
You are vanishing
You are vanishing