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I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them Sam, I am I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere I do not like them in a boat
is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say: Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic
mmm [whip sound] Ahh Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other
I'm a ho... Yes I Am Baby I wear skimpy clothing It's very tight I work all hours of the night Waiting for someone to pay me You probably see me everywhere
I like small butts and I cannot Lie, You honkeys cant deny, When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face, I get Sick!
Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'
Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, "What the hey?" So I journeyed to her crib And I let
So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak You just found out your toilet's overflowed
What's the matter with the songs he's singin' Can't you tell that they're pretty lame After listenin' to a couple albums Well, they all start to sound
Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans People say I look kinda odd Well, I'm never accepted in the social set 'Cause they say that I'm a clod But once
If I could make love to a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do I'd search the world over to find one that had the exact same circumference as you
Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody
Throw a load in the washing machine But if you don't wanna ruin your clothes You gotta sort 'em out first as everyone knows Remember bright colors and the others
Let me be your hog Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) I said baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby baby
Some bread, you can get bargain-priced And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice But you know it will go stale again Always does, its just
Get yourself an egg and beat it Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Hi This is Al But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al" "Weird Al" Yankovic
Beverly Beverly Hillbillies Huh, now lookie here people Listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer