Lyrics:
Frank Zappa Dental Hygiene Dilemma

Conscience: Comedy music . . . Bad Conscience: Jeff, YOUR SOUL! Oh . . . He's Too heavy to Be . . . Jeff: In this group, all I ever get to do is play Zappa

Good Conscience: Comedy music . . . Bad Conscience: Jeff, YOUR SOUL! Oh . . . He's Too heavy to Be . . . Jeff: In this group, all I ever get to do is play Zappa

Translation: Zappa, Frank. Dental Hygeine Dilemma.