Now they're planning the crime of the century Well what will it be? Read all about their schemes and adventuring It's well worth a fee So roll up and
: Now they're planning the crime of the century Well what will it be? Read all about their schemes and adventuring It's well worth a fee So roll up and
: So you think your schooling's phoney I guess it's hard not to agree You say it all depends on money And who is in your family tree Right, you're bloody
: I can see you in the morning when you go to school Don't forget your books, you know you've got to learn the golden rule, Teacher tells you stop your
: Hide in your shell cos the world is out to bleed you for a ride What will you gain making your life a little longer? Heaven or Hell, was the journey
: Rudy's on a train to nowhere, halfway down the line He don't wanna get there, but he needs time He ain't sophisticated, nor well-educated After all
: The actors and jesters are here The stage is in darkness and clear For raising the curtain and no-one's quite certain whose play it is How long ago
: Jimmy Cream was keen, his brain was always winnin', I can't keep tabs on mine, it's really quite a joke I see him down the road, I ask if he'd be willing
: Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no! I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer Well can you put
crime of the century I'm gonna lock you up and throw away the key It was the crime of the century It was love in the third degree It was the crime of the century
got no money It's easy to see what time has done to me A broken man without any stability IT'S THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY IT'S THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY
let's get it going because it's getting late, and tomorrow's gonna hurt so good and so they say that we've committed the crime of the century we know
love the crime of the century So many of us here are guilty Those without sin cast your stone on me Why is love the crime of the century [Verse 2] Happy
flaying of satyrs by firelight Soon, not late many moons well I know struck the horses Head the aristocratic state of the Eighteenth century had reached