Hurt Feelings Chords

by Flight of the Conchords
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Difficulty: intermediate
Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo: 3rd fret
Author Hammer-on-Pam [a] 157.
2 contributors total, last edit on Feb 6, 2023

Chords

Em
Gm
C
Eb
G
Bb
D
F

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Capo on 3, but without capo:
 
Em => Gm
C  => Eb
G  => Bb
D  => F
 
 
[Verses]
Em C G D
Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We’re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.)
 
 
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible. (We’re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!
 
Em
I make a meal for my friends,
 
Try to make it delicious,
         C
Try to keep it nutritious,
 
Create wonderful dishes.
     G
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
   D
Nobody compliments the meal
 
 
Em           C                   G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
 
I feel like a prize asshole
             D
No one even mentions my casserole.
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                           D
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles
 
 
Em
Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
       C
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
    G
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
        D
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size
 
 
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                                    D
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man!
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                      D
Get me a small man’s wetsuit, please
 
 
        Em
It’s my birthday, 2003
C                                  G
Waitin’ for a call from my family
D (mute)
They forgot about me
 
 
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                              D
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
 
   Em
I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
            C
But they’re all too busy to go into town
      G
So I go by myself, I go into town
        D
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town
 
 
Em          C                    G
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                     D
They’re all lined up to watch that movie “Maid in Manhattan.”
 
         Em
Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
         C
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
         G
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
         D
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
         Em
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
       C
Once again, they forgot about J
         G
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?
         D
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
 
 
Em                       C
Tears of a rapper (don't wanna make a rapper cry then watch what ya say),
           G                  D
I'm crying tears of a rapper (pouring out like bullets out my AK)
Em                               C
Tears of a rapper (these are the tears of a rapper now)
           G                                D
I'm crying tears of a rapper (24 Karat gold Bullet Proof tears) Of a Rapper
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5 comments
kionsu
Ending goes something more like this Em CTears of a rapper (don't wanna make a rapper cry then watch what ya say), G DI?m crying tears of a rapper (pouring out like bullets out my AK)Em CTears of a rapper (these are the tears of a rapper now)G GI'm crying tears of a rapper ( 24 Karot gold Bullet Proof tears) Of a Rapper*Sniff* *Sniff*
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samdebrunner
End on one strum of Em
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Skeet125
Last chord is wrong: The chords for the reprise are as follows: G minor, Eb Major, A# Major, C minor (repeat) Then the last repetition: G minor, Eb Major, A# Major, C minor, C minor (let ring), Eb Major (let ring), D minor (let ring), G minor (let ring)
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