Lyrics: The Young Knives. Half Timer.

A celery
You need a, a celery
If you want to fit in a celery
It gets you through to half time, a celery

Why don't you, smash the system from within
(A celery)
Get yourself a promotion
And then take your children to the zoo for the weekend
(A celery)
With the extra cash you've got there

I got some cash, a celery
Oh, I had a job once, it was awful, a celery
Bloodsuckers, new carpets, a celery
For money in emergencies, bus fares, a celery
For kids and stuff