Lyrics: Robbie Williams. Intensive Care. Your Gay Friend.

Hey, hey! Here comes no one
Another friend to have a go on
And she asks me, do I miss her when she's gone
And I reply as much as I miss anyone

And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us

So jump into my bed
And pretend the world is dead
Always in my head
Is a face between us

Hey Lord, forgive us if we're wrong
And make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card
She asked me how I'm feeling when I don't wanna think that hard

And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us

Jump into my bed
And pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is a face between us

It's the late show now, how does the late show end?
When God is in the details
Forget the show my friend
I have a friend again, you're my friend again, my gay friend

So jump into my bed
And pretend the world is dead
Always in my head
There's a space between us

And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us