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Lyrics: Weird Al Yankovic. Weenie In A Bottle.

It feels like I've been alone to long with no girls around my mom was wonderin'

Thinking of some way to release it

I looked in the kitchen saw some Crisco oil and that's when my blood started to boil

Oh yeah

Oww, oww, oww

Aw oh

Oww, oww, oww

God what did I just do



No one wanted to be with me

Had to make my dream come true

I wanted to have something

I didn't know what to do

It seemed like a good idea

And no one else was around

I stuck my weenie in a bottle

And now I can't get it out

I stuck my weenie in a bottle today

Got it stuck up there all the way

I stuck my weenie in a bottle oh no

Can't, can't someone come help me out



It's turning purple all the feelings gone

Now where did I put that frigin' phone

Dialing 911

Please pick up I'm in a lot of pain

This was supposed to feel good know I'm suffering

Oh please answer

Denver 911 what is your emergency

Oww, oww, oww

Hello

Oww, oww, oww

Sir what seems to be the problem

No one wanted to be with me

Had to make my dream come true


I wanted to have something

I didn't know what to do

Go on

It seemed like a good idea

And no one else was around

I stuck my weenie in a bottle and now I can't get it out



So you stuck your weenie in a bottle oh my

You must feel really lonely guy

You stuck your weenie in a bottle that's a first

Don't worry sir were sending somebody out

Hey Pam this guy got his weenie stuck in a bottle

No way

He does

He's such a loser

Wait

Wait sir were sending somebody out

ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

He's in here lets break the door down

Oh my god



No one wanted to be with him

He had to make his dream come true

He wanted to have something

I didn't know what to do

It seemed like a good idea and no one else was around

He stuck his weenie in a bottle

And now I can't get it out

Ok relax kid were gonna get this thing of ya

Ok terry get ready

Ready pull, pull, pull

Oooooooouuuuuuuuccccchhhhh

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today

Now, now, now I can't get it out