Lyrics: Weird Al Yankovic. If I Could Make Love to a Bottle.
If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
That had the exact same circumference as you
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
That had the exact same circumference as you
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