Lyrics: Weird Al Yankovic. 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor.

[parody of "doctor! doctor!" by the thompson twins]
Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor,
And his name is bernie, bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
I'm feelin' pretty dismal.

Doctor, doctor,

And his name is bernie, bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
Where's my pepto bismol?