Lyrics: Weird Al Yankovic. The TV Album. Here's Johnny.

You could have a big dipper
Going up and down all around the bends
You could have a bumper car bumping
This amusement never ends

I wanna be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Oh, let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony, yeah, yeah

There's a girl that's been on my mind
All the time, su-su-sudio, oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same, su-su-sudio, whoah

And my girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time, party all the time
My girl wants to party all the time
Party all the time, she parties all the time

Say you, say me
Say it for always, that's the way it should be
Say you, say me
Say it together naturally

We're going riding on the freeway of love
Winds against our back
We're going riding on the freeway of love
In a big Cadillac

That's why you need, ooh, that's why
This what you need, I'll give you what you need
Yah, yah, yah, do the Harlem polka, everybody now
Yah, yah, yah, do the Harlem polka

She's got it
Yeah baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
What's your desire?

Nasty, nasty boys don't mean a thing
Oh, you nasty boys
Nasty, nasty boys don't ever change
Oh, you nasty boys

I like this part
Ooh, rock me Amadeus
Ooh, rock me Amadeus
Ooh, rock me Amadeus, ooh

Shout, shout, let it all out
These are the things I can do without, come on
I'm talking to you, come on

Please, papa, don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa, don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I've made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby
Oh, I'm gonna keep my baby, I'm gonna keep my baby

Keep my baby
Keep my baby
Keep my baby
Hey