Lyrics: Ween. Hey There Fancy Pants.

Hey, there fancy pants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon

A song for all the lonely hearts
Shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Hey Mr. Buttercup
Spin the wheel and try your luck
The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you

Bring along your lady friend
Do a dance from way back when
Tonight's the night when all your dreams come true

Hey there sour grapes
Down in the dumps, long in the face
Drinkin' down your dinner, all alone

Feelin' bad, feelin' blue
Tonight the rainbow ends with you
So sit on down and make yourself at home, so

Hey there fancy pants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon

A song for all the lonely hearts
Shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Fancy pants
Fancy pants
Fancy pants
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