Lyrics: Ween. The Mollusk. Polka Dot Tail.

Have you ever seen a whale
with a polka dot tail
have you ever seen a man
with eight fingers on his hand
did you have to dry your eye
when you saw that puppy fly
oh no, tell me it aint so...

Have you ever tried to shrink
like a ice cube in the sink
have you ever tried to see
what lies hidden in the tree
have you ever made a flan
and squished it in your hand
oh no, tell me it aint so...