Lyrics: Venetian Princess. I Kissed A Girl.

It was my boyfriend's family
Not something crazy
He took me to meet his old granny
Then something phased me

She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips

I kissed a girl and i liked it
The taste of her denture cream
If i had a drink she would have spiked it
But it's okay with me

I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one on me twice

It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

No i don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter

This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No i cannot resist

Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew the moment we kissed

I kissed a girl and i liked it
The taste of her denture cream
If i had a drink she would have spiked it
But it's okay with me

I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one on me twice

It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies
Walkers,dentures and hearing AIDS
I like my ladies over by decades

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(Thanks to ainil for these lyrics)