Lyrics: Unwritten Law. Blue Room. Switch.

Let me paint you a picture or two
Just telling you what I'd like to do
Get a twelve pack and sit on the beach
And look at all the hookers
I'll never meet there saying

"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me?

Maybe I'll bleach my hair or grow it out long
I'll buy a surfboard and lay out all day long
I'm the mammoth for you to nurture
And I just want you to think
You'll be screwing a surfer

"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"