Lyrics: Too $hort. 16 Hoes.

Oh, I mean
I choose to call you ladies of leisure
And I have like 16 *** to my name

16 ***, Tasha, Tameka
16 ***, Karoline and Keesha
16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita
16 ***, Jane and Jelesa

I got 16 ***, Mandy and Mindy
16 ***, Amy and Cindy
16 ***, Selena, Martina
16 ***, Rosa, Christina

I got 16 ***, time is up
If they choosin', line 'em up
I'll sign 'em up, I'll sign 'em up
I got a lot of *** and can't find enough

I got 16 ***, can I get some more?
I get a lot of love when I hit the door
If I was 20 years old or 64
I'm like James Bond, I always get the h***

I got 16 ***
If he paid that *** to suck his ***
That's his business, you know what's up with this
I ain't never paid a dime to f***

I got 16 ***, 16 flows
Spit 16 bars, do 16 shows
I got 16 ***, you can count 'em
In the last 20 years, I made 16 albums

16 ***, Tasha, Tameka
16 ***, Karoline and Keesha
16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita
16 ***, Jane and Jelesa

16 ***, Mandy and Mindy
16 ***, Amy and Cindy
16 ***, Selena, Martina
16 ***, Rosa, Christina
16 ***

Who got freaks like me?
You keep one in a *** with feet like me
Not even Miami got Heat like me
Only rich muh'*** doin' beats like me

16 *** and they all obey
B*** talked back to me, got dumped in the face
I flunked recess, I don't play
Do you really understand? Alright, okay

16 ***, break brenzell with Phenzell
Catch that ***, then brrrup me on my Nextel
I could care less if you meant well
Get ya a*** back on the track and slang that tail

16 *** and we a cute little family
My h*** love me and they can't stand me
Chubby wads of cash, my h*** hand me
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 plus 8 is

16 ***, Tasha, Tameka
16 ***, Karoline and Keesha
16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita
16 ***, Jane and Jelesa

16 ***, Mandy and Mindy
16 ***, Amy and Cindy
16 ***, Selena, Martina
16 ***, Rosa, Christina

I take 7 dumb *** and I put 'em in line
Add 7 more *** that jock *** that rhyme
Give me 7 more broads that got dough on they mind
And that's 21 *** broke at the same time

That ain't 16 ***, you need to add about 5 more
And don't bring her here if she ain't a real live h***
Old school pimpin', don't call this a throwback
And f*** a couple ***, I need a fo' by fo' pack

16 ***, now that's a number that fit me
If they 'bout they business, sheezy you know where to hit me
Jazze, tell 'em to keep it trill and don't ***
They finna free Pimp C and he comin' with me, we need

16 ***, Tasha, Tameka
16 ***, Karoline and Keesha
16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita
16 ***, Jane and Jelesa

16 ***, Mandy and Mindy
16 ***, Amy and Cindy
16 ***, Selena, Martina
16 ***, Rosa, Christina
16 ***

When I was 16, used to *** hoodrats
It's not a big thing
A few years later did some major upgradin'
See a top-notch, I say, "Hey, what's up, baby?"

16 ***, can't find your lost ***?
She's probably with $hort playin' at the golf course
Another ego, a hole-in-one
The game ain't borin', my h*** are fun

I got 16 *** all nicknamed ***
Make Daddy happy, y'all get that d***
Since they're everywhere, you figure I'll stop
Couldn't be a better player than me, I got 16 ***