Lyrics: The Simpsons. Flaming Moe's.

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's....
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug.
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...