Lyrics: The Left Rights. Pope John Paul The 3rd.

... Thi-i-is

If I was gonna be a Power Ranger, I would be
The white Power Ranger
But if I was a pope, I would be


Pope John Paul (x2)
The ancient son, the angels told
Pope John Paul (x2)
He's pretty fuckin' wicked
Pope John Paul (x2)
He's God; heavent-sent; and so papal
Pope John Paul (x2)
He's pretty fuckin' wicked

If I was a polar bear, I would
Eat human heads
But if I was a pope, I would be


Pope John Paul (x2)
The ancient son, the angels told
Pope John Paul (x2)
He's pretty fuckin' wicked
Pope John Paul (x2)
He's God; heavent-sent; and so papal
Pope John Paul (x2)
He's pretty fuckin' wicked

I want to have sex with boys
I want to have sex with girls
If I'm going to abstain from sex, then

I'd better be the fuckin' Pope
(I want to have sex with boys)
I'd better be the fuckin' Pope
(I want to have sex with girls + Na na na, na nanana)
Whoa, I'd better be the fuckin' Pope
(I'm going to have sex with boys + Na na na, na nanana)
Yes, I'd better be the fuckin' Pope
(I'm going to have sex with girls + Na na na, na nanana)
Hey, I'd better be the fuckin' Pope [echoes]