Lyrics: Hormonauts (The). Hormonized. A Bundle Of Fun.

I chopped the chillis nice and fine,
Laid a candle on the table,
I pour myself a glass of wine,
Set the music sweet and low,
You should have been here about nine,
All by myself here at the table,
I ain?t a stickler for the time,
But that was three glasses ago.

Now it might sound silly,
But I cooked us up a chili,
With them corn tortillas,
?Cause I really wanna see ya,
In that little red dress,
With your hair a mess,
Now the bottles half done and I?m a bundle of fun.

I am a bundle of fun,
I am second to none,
So listen up honey-bun.

You coulda took the time to phone,
Let me know you couldn?t be here,
I guess I?ll party on my own,
Make believe that I don?t care,
Half a dinner made for two,
Has found a home here in the freezer,
There?s no point in gettin? blue,
Guess it means there?s more to spare.

Now it might sound silly,
But I cooked us up a chili,
With them corn tortillas,
?Cause I really wanna see ya,
Didn?t make it too strong,
But you took too long,
Now I?m bumpin? into furniture and wonderin? where did I go wrong.

I am a bundle of fun,
I am second to none,
So listen up honey-bun,
I am number one.