Lyrics: Steel Panther. Party All Day (Fuck All Night).

When I was only three,
my mom said to me,
"Don't go screwin' with a skanky ho,
or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen,
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,
Whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day

(Check it out)
Now I'm in a bitchin' band,
and I'm banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer ho,
and she's got three freakin eyes.

I get up in the afternoon,
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job

I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
while the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw,
Thats what I was born to do,
Whoooaaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day

Now God's looking down on me,
saying, "Hey man, way to be!" (?)

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck all night and party...All day

Fuck fuck fuck yeah,
Fuck yeah!

...Fuck yeah, dude.