Lyrics: Southpaw. At This Moment.

I do think that I'll always be there
I'd give almost anything and everything and I'll occasionally care
Through good times and really awesome times,
For better or for best
I will probably love you with every beat of my heart

At this moment, this seems like fun
At this moment, you're number one
I will trust you but sign this prenup
At this moment, Hun

At this moment, this feels long-term
I will love you, as long as you're firm
Unless you gain weight like a pachyderm
At this moment, Hun

This marriage, it could last for 50 years
Or it could last for just two days like Britney Spears'
Our date night interferes with my career
I've persevered for three whole years

At this moment, you're getting bald
I can't stand it when you chew that loud
If you don't shut up, I'll get this annulled
At this moment, Hun

At this moment, you're such a jerk
You're my soul mate...unless this takes work
Do you mind if I commute to New York
At this moment, Hun

This marriage, it could last for 50 years
If you quit keep playing slingshot with my new brassier
Our date night interferes with my career
I've persevered for three whole years

At this moment life will be sweet
If you bow down and worship my feet
I bought your ring but I kept the receipt
At this moment-
I will love you, I will love you, just don't overeat
At this moment, Hun