Lyrics: South Park. Tonight Is Right For Love.

[Chef]
Tonight is right for love, you know I,
Wanna touch you where the lights don't go
Tonight is right for love (with Meredith Baxter-Birney)

Expressing love so sweet,
I'll keep you burning like a dog in heat
Tonight is right for love (with Meredith Baxter-Birney)

We had a love that was so magical
With Meredith Baxter-Birney burning, burning in my soul
I'm not talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney today, no
I'm talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney that was on Family Ties ten years ago

[Meat Loaf]
After the love comes a darkness in hell,
A demon inside you like a bottomless well
Nothing is safe and everything is a lie
Love doesn't last, no matter how hard you try
Burnin', burnin', through your brain
Unthinkable pain...

[Chef]
Meat!

[Meat Loaf]
But when you finally realize that it's all in vain

[Chef]
Meat Loaf!

[Meat Loaf]
Splinters of wood, that be forced in your eyes

[Chef]
Meat Loaf!!!

[Meat Loaf]
Cheese graters of steel being rubbed in your thighs
Your skin is comin' off and your rollin' in salt!

[Chef]
Meat!!! Hey Meat! Meat Loaf!!!

[Meat Loaf]
What?

[Chef]
Where are you goin' son?

[Meat Loaf]
Oh... gosh...

[Chef]
Come back to us, we're over here

[Meat Loaf]
OK, oh, sorry Chef, man. Sorry.

[Chef]
OK son, but this song is about Meredith Baxter-Birney, aiight?
Not about splinters of wood in your eyes

[Meat Loaf]
You're right

[Chef]
Here, have a taco

[Meat Loaf]
Taco, great, I need a taco

[Chef]
You're messing up my business with Meredith Baxter-Birney. OK?

[Meat Loaf]
Yeah, great

[Chef & Meat Loaf]
Tonight is right for love
The rain is fallen and Jay Leno is on
Let's turn down the lights, turn up the volume
And go crazy
I'll touch your body and soul
And change the channels with remote control
'Cause tonight is right for love with Meredith Baxter-Birney