Lyrics: South Park. Lonely Jew (by Kyle).

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
Cos there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ to divinity
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew, on Christmas
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher Lock Cheese
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Who Hack Do Ga Geesh
And what the Fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles?
Tell me please
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew
I'd be Merry
But I'm Hebrew
On Christmas