Lyrics: Soundtrack Artists. Sounds While Selling.

1st WOMAN:
I would like to see a...

KODALY:
...face like yours...

2nd WOMAN:
...cracked...

SIPOS:
...but we carry...

1st WOMAN:
Do you have a cream for...

2nd WOMAN:
...very red...

3rd WOMAN:
...skin?

KODALY:
Oh, I see what you mean!

GEORG:
You will look enchanting...

3rd WOMAN:
...bright lips...

KODALY:
...glamorous as Garbo...

SIPOS:
...big mouth...

KODALY:
I would recommend a...

SIPOS:
...bath today.

2nd WOMAN:
A sale, did you say?

GEORG:
Put a little lipstick...

KODALY:
...on your nose...

SIPOS:
...twice.

3rd WOMAN:
Morning and evening.

1st WOMAN:
And a little brush for...

2nd WOMAN:
...combing my...

GEORG:
...teeth!

KODALY:
...absolutely!

WOMEN:
Wrap it up and send it! Thank you so much!

GEORG, KODALY & SIPOS:
Is there something else before you go?

WOMEN:

Yes...
[Countrapunctal passage; words indecipherable]

1st WOMAN:
I could also use a...

3rd WOMAN:
...bottle of...

2nd WOMAN:
...hair.

GEORG:
We have a splendid...

KODALY:
Here's an inexpensive perfume called...

SIPOS:
...rat.

2nd WOMAN:
I'd never use one.

GEORG:
If you want to clip your...

KODALY:
...earlobes...

SIPOS:
You may want to dye your...

GEORG:
...hangnails...

KODALY:
Dab a little on your...

SIPOS:
...husband's face.

WOMEN:
Won't he be surprised!

1st WOMAN:
I would like an eyebrow...

3rd WOMAN:
...under my...

2nd WOMAN:
...chin.

1st WOMAN:
There's an idea...

KODALY:
Madam, I am filled with...

GEORG:
...very soft...

SIPOS:
...soap.

WOMEN:
That should do it.
Wrap it up and charge it! Thank you so much!

ALL:
Always such a pleasure seeing you!