Lyrics: Soundtrack Artists. Reputation Stained.

RORY (directing)
Matt and Jason - fight scene from the top

MATT
Romeo the love I bear thee can't afford
No better term than this, thou art a villain

JASON
Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee
Doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting
Villain I am none, farewell
I see thou knowst me not

PETER
Calm dishonorable, vile submission

JASON
Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up

RORY (directing still)
Ivy, next scene - and Nadia
I checked and at no point does the nurse slap Juliet

IVY
Alack the day, he's gone, he's killed, he's dead
Can heaven be so envious? Hath Romeo slain himself?

JASON (same time)
Courage, man, the hurt can't be too much (?)

PETER (same time)
Why the devil came you between us?
I was slain under your arm

NADIA
Shame come to Romeo

IVY
Blistered be thy tongue for such a wish

IVY / JASON
He was not born to shame / I thought for all the best

IVY
Oh what a beast was I to chide at him

NADIA
I just really think there's a slap there...

MATT
Thou, wretched boy, that did consort him here
Shalt with him hence!

[Matt & Jason fight, Matt pushes Jason down]

MATT
Faggot!

JASON
What the fuck did you call me?

MATT
You heard me!

[shouting and fighting]


SISTER CHANTELLE
Hey you two! Where do you think you are?
Public school? Matt, follow me...

PETER
What was that about?

JASON
I don't know...

PETER
Ok...well
Listen, I had the craziest dream or...vision last night!
I saw the virgin Mary and she was...[whispered]black!
And she had these...
Angels who were her backup singers and anyway...
She told that I needed to tell my mother about us, so
What are you doing for spring break?

JASON
Come on, we're gonna be late for class

PETER
Jason, stop, listen to me

JASON
What? You're kidding, right?

PETER
I need to tell her, I need for her to know
And I need you there when I do it

JASON
Ok...let's tell her!
So she can call my mom who'll immediately tell my dad
And they can all rush down here to conference with Father
Or maybe...maybe I just can call Notre Dame and ask them
for a leave of absence while I deal with a sexual identity crisis!
Or maybe...maybe my dad will just beat the shit out of me and disown me
Yeah, smart money says that's his first move...
Sure, let's tell her, when do we leave?

PETER
Jason, I can't deal with this anymore!
I have to talk about it...I almost told the priest in confession the other day

JASON
What? Are you out of your mind?

PETER
Jason this doesn't have to be such an...issue
Look, two months from now, we'll be out of here and this won't be a problem

JASON
No, no! Peter, this will always be a problem!

PETER
What are you saying?

JASON
This...us...whatever...it needs to stop