Lyrics: Soundtrack Artists. Blood In The Water.

Callahan:
Now when you choose a law career the moment you embark there is that joke your bound to hear.. a laywer is a shark. Ignore
that its cyntistic and its dumb. only some of you will turn out sharks, just some. The rest are chum.
(sung) Our topic is Blood in the water
Kids its time you faced
Law school is a waste
unless unless you acquire a taste
for blood in the water
Dark and red and raw
your nothing until the thrill of the kill
becomes your only law
(Spoken) Mr shultz a hypothetical question. Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of Fraud
A kind old grandma took her savings
and she sent off to your client
All she saved since she was born
while he promised to invest it he spent it
on prostitutes, heroine, and porn.
Shultz: no i would not want to take that case
Callahan:
Wrong this one is a win unless your lazy
Grandmas broke she'll have some hack from legal aid
put her on the stand and call her old and crazy
your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid.
Look for your blood in the water
read your thomas hobbes
only spineless snobs
would quarrel with the morally dubious jobs
yes blood in the water
your scruples are aflawwed
Ms hookes. hypothetical question. Would you be the right lawyer for the following client.
Say they offer you a bundle for defending
a famous hitman for the mafia elite
seems he killed his chosen prey
killed a nun and drve away
running over 3 cute puppies in the street
Enid:
What you think i wouldnt' defend him just because he's a typical man
Callahan:
oh you lesbians think your so tough
oh dear it seems my comment as offended
hard to argue you though when your too mad to speak
your employment will be very quickly ended
when they see your emotions make you weak
so whats my point i run a billion dollar law firm
and i hire 4 new interns every year
from this class i will select
4 young sharks i will respect
and those 4 will have a guaranteed career
do you follow me
so i wanna see what

Class:
Blood in the water

Callahan:
exactly
let the games begin

yes 4 of you will win
but just those 4 with the dorsal fin
yes blood in the water
so fight and scratch and claw
yes miss uh

Elle:
Woods. Elle woods

Callahan:
Someones had there morning coffee
would you summarize the case from the state of indian v hern from your reading

Elle:
oh i wanted to answer the puppy question

Callahan:
but i'm asking you about the assigned reading

Elle:
OK who assigns reading for the first day of class

Callahan:
you have guts ms. woods
Ms. Kensington, lets say you teach a class at harvard law school
a position that you justly proud out
but a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all should you let it go or should you

Vivienne:
no, i'd throw her out

Callahan:
All right then
you heard your classmate
you have just been killed
she cut your throat
so get your coat
yes you got guts
but now there spilled
your bloods in the water
so will you please withdraw
if you return
be ready to learn
or is it unfair
oh wait i dont care
thats just how i rule
in life is in school
was here in shock and
your nothing until
the thrill of the kill
becomes your only law
your only law
your only law