Lyrics: Sonic Youth. Experimental Jet Set, Trash & No Star. Quest for The Cup.

Hear the thrill of a million
Walking down the sidewalk
Feel like an alarm clock
Woke up an' dressed up
Don't look like a T shirt
Feel just like a dough nut
Come and take a trash out
What's the use of cryin'
Don't look like a bummer
Feel just like a burger
Can I make him like me
Do you feel like I do
Don't look like a slip skirt
Feel just like a poser
Don't look like an angel
I guess I'll put some jeans on
Make my lips look redder
Till you feel look better

{This is for Lisa}

Ran away to the west
Faxed my mom for the test
Couldn't stay for the rest
Then I met him just
He is just the best
He kissed right under a tree
I felt so salty free
I felt so salty free
I felt nothin' like me

So salty free

{All your dreams will come true
All my dreams came true
But now, I have a bunch of other dreams
Dum dum
It's gotta be hot}

So salty free