Lyrics: Screeching Weasel. Wiggle. I'm Not In Love.

(Weasel)
Attention losers where's your girlfriend you're no fun with all that dandruff
for the last time this is your brain on rejection get the picture I'm not in
love feeling thirsty feeling dirty maybe your hands are in your pants now

wanna try it go on and smile at the tasty girl in the douche commercial